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'When Dad was our age, he had to ski uphill.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

The rocket powered skiier

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Airplane food

Snowman of the Apes

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Rude Snowpeople

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"I love this time of year."

Milkjet Skiing

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

"Hello, Number 6!"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Flights suspended snowstorm

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"Who wants to go first?"