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'Wrap up warm. The weatherman said it's going to be cold today.'

"I don't blame the delivery guy for our food being cold. He did have to travel 30 miles by dog sled to get here."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Bless You."

Giant Snowflake.

Snowman of the Apes

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

The lonely figure

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Flake News

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"I love this time of year."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Ski kicker.

'You win. Go out and play.'

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Staying Warm.

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."