Snow Story Enthusiast Pillows

'Wrap up warm. The weatherman said it's going to be cold today.'

"I don't blame the delivery guy for our food being cold. He did have to travel 30 miles by dog sled to get here."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Bless You."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman of the Apes

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

The lonely figure

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

Flake News

"I love this time of year."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Ski kicker.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'You win. Go out and play.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"