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'Somewhere COLD, really REALLY cold!'

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"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frosting the Snowman

"Bless You."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

How to fight a vampire snowman

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

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