Snow Lore Enthusiast Gifts

'Somewhere COLD, really REALLY cold!'

You Are Here

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Bless You."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

Giant Snowflake.

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

How to fight a vampire snowman

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

365 Lemonade Stand

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'