Snow Culture Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, 'haricot vert' may sound classy, but you should have stuck with the carrot."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Bless You."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Bunny Hill

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Flake News

A skier and a paraglider

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

Possums that ski.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Ski kicker.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"I love this time of year."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'You win. Go out and play.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"