Snow Creature Enthusiast Gifts

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Bless You."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Giant Snowflake.

Snowyphus

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"I love this time of year."

Ski kicker.

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

Flake News

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

The Reindeer Strike

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'You win. Go out and play.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"Hello, Number 6!"

Aargh, Many Trees