Snow Creature Enthusiast Mugs

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Bless You."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Giant Snowflake.

Snowyphus

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Ski kicker.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'It's a snow mobile.'

Flake News

"I love this time of year."

The Reindeer Strike

'You win. Go out and play.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

Aargh, Many Trees

"Hello, Number 6!"

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"