Snow Creature Fan Gifts

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Stop beating yourself up, Larry! You're not just mildly unpleasant! You're truly abominable. Don't let anyone tell you different!"

"Tommy!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Alien Snowmen

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'Fine. And you?'

Penguin Remote

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"I love this time of year."

Snow is falling...

"You call this ice?"

Snow Bridge.

Born of the Dead

Trawling for Fish.

Running out of Gas.

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"I prefer snow person."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Snowman Romance

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

Octo-Bus.

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'