Snow Sculpture Connoisseur Gifts

Hand-Crafted Snowmen $25

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Snowmen Around The World...

Snow Devil

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Bless You."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Snowman

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Frosting the Snowman

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"First snowman?"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Snowman

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

The Frankenstein snowman.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Snow Crime

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

UFO and snowman

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."