Snow Sculpture Connoisseur Gifts

Hand-Crafted Snowmen $25

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Snow Devil

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Snowman

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Bless You."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"First snowman?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

"Is his nose locally grown?"

The Frankenstein snowman.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Snow Crime

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

UFO and snowman

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'