Snow Sculpture Admirer Gifts

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

A snowman lost his head after sneezing

"I applied for the right to be forgotten."

"I can't tell the difference - They all smell like carrots to me."

"Wow! She's hot."

The Snowman and the Snowdog.

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

'Come our Bugsy - we know you're in there. . .'

The debate ended as expected, the cooler head prevailed.

Snow Bridge.

"It doesn't matter if your glass is half empty or half full...as long as it's frozen."

"You never know if these photos have been Photoshopped or taken during the warm weather when pounds have melted off."

"Don't worry, he's cool."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Snow Devil

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Snowman

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Whose the new guy?"

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Snowman

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

The Frankenstein snowman.