Snowy Storyteller T-Shirts

'Are you prepared should one of you melt?'

Melting snowman tries to hitch a ride north.

'We're going to take another look at that play in snow motion.'

"If we come across Punxsutawney Phil, you have my permission to gut him."

"Hello, Number 6!"

"Kinda makes it feel like summer."

Frosty Speaks Out

Snowman of the Apes

"I ran out of vacation days, so I didn't fly south this winter."

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

Snowman on the Other Planet.

'He followed me home. I think he's my brother.'

London winter.

"Tests show you've contracted a pretty common skin condition called 'Lazy-Rake Syndrome'."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Filming Christmas

Rude Snowpeople

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Snowman Driver

"I love this time of year."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"You've got to learn to let go."

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

Toboggan Hitchhiker

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'