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"She's had work."

"What a Christmas! First the North Pole melts, then all the elves get laid off."

The End is Near.

Spring/Summer/Winter

The seasons.

'Miss Cole hung it right next to Eddie Doan's sun.'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'Autumn Leaves Book'

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"You've got to learn to let go."

Santa finishes Christmas, turns into Father Time at New Years.

"Life has its seasons, Kaitlin. This is baseball season."

Santa Claus

"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."

"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."

Melting Icicle

"Happy Holidays."

Spring Floods.

Spring Delayed

"There goes mom planting her vegetable garden. The bunnies we got for Easter will come in handy."

'Forget it, Lenny -- it was just a Summer romance.'

Ode to Woolly Bear.

The robins are back, look!

'Look there - the legendary Reindeer cemetery!'

'She's trying to reason with the snow.'

The British Way. (Rainy): 'What a washout!', 'Is sunshine too much to ask for?' (Sunny:) 'What a scorcher!', 'Is a cool breeze to much to ask for?'

'Tell your brother to stop it before Dill starts crying.'

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

'...if you've been naughty, press one, if you've been nice, press two...

Railroad Crossing. It's the last official weekend of the summer, Ernie. For me, summer has always been like a passing train. When I was a kid, both trains and summer went by at a leisurely pace. Ding! Ding! Ding! Now that I'm much older, summer is like a modern bullet train ... it's just a blur that seems to be gone in an instant!

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

"Remember to mention how we miss the change of seasons in L.A. It means so much to people who are still back here in New York

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."