Seasonal Story Lover T-Shirts

"Like they say. . . the shadow knows!"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Fairy tale

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"

The princess and the key

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'