Arctic Storyteller Mugs

'What did you do with the whale I harpooned yesterday?'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Snowman of the Apes

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Sisyphus visits Stowe

The polar olympics

Polar bears

Can I have a look at the map?

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Pull...'

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"I love this time of year."

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

"Hello, Number 6!"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Siegfried and the dragon