Tomato Tycoon Gifts

We're building someone's raised garden beds? Yup. Then planting them and installing a water system. Tree's Trees. How much do they cost? Here's the price list. So about $500 per tomato. You can't buy them for that at the store! Tree's Trees.

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

Acme Toys Ltd

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'He's precocious.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Sugar Fix.

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"Hmmm....not bad. What about liquid assets?"

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"