Timber Tycoon Gifts

'You're new at the logging game, I see.'

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

D.I.Y

Acme Toys Ltd

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"Today, son, you are a man."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Joys of D.I.Y.

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"Hmmm....not bad. What about liquid assets?"

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

Lumberjack Christmases.

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'