Timber Tycoon Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a timber tycoon who has a passion for craftsmanship and woodworking? Our collection features witty, clever items that nod to their love of timber, combining humor with style. Whether they’re a professional woodworker or a hobbyist, find a unique gift that celebrates their craft and personality in fun, creative ways.

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'You're new at the logging game, I see.'

'You're new at the logging game, I see.' mockup

'You're new at the logging game, I see.'

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'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.' mockup

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

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Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

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"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's." mockup

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

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A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢". mockup

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

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Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant. mockup

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

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'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.' mockup

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

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"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?" mockup

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

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MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats mockup

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

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'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...' mockup

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

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"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

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D.I.Y

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Acme Toys Ltd

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"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ." mockup

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

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"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?" mockup

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

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"Today, son, you are a man."

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"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China." mockup

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

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Boy in toy car talking on phone.

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'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.' mockup

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

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'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc. mockup

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

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'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!' mockup

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

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Joys of D.I.Y.

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'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.' mockup

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

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'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!' mockup

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

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Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself mockup

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

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Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

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R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'. mockup

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

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The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve! mockup

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

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'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.' mockup

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

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'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

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"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio." mockup

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

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'Hi, I'm on the make,'

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Lumberjack Christmases.

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The Little Banker Bonus Pack

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"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art." mockup

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

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Timber Tycoon Gifts Collection

Timber Tycoon Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for timber tycoons—crafted with humor and style perfect for the woodworking enthusiast.

Timber Tycoon Pillows

Find pillows that add a fun, cozy touch to any space, celebrating a love for timber and craftsmanship.

Timber Tycoon Prints

Decorate your space with prints that showcase clever, creative woodworking designs—perfect for any timber tycoon’s decor.

Timber Tycoon T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate woodworking passion with witty, creative designs—ideal for the timber-loving creative spirit.