Tire Tycoon Gifts

"Hey! You overcharged me by $20."

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

Acme Toys Ltd

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Supermarket Merge

'He's precocious.'

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

Sugar Fix.

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

"Hmmm....not bad. What about liquid assets?"

'My imaginary playmate is on the honor roll.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."