Timber Tycoon Prints

'You're new at the logging game, I see.'

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

D.I.Y

Acme Toys Ltd

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"Today, son, you are a man."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Joys of D.I.Y.

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

Lumberjack Christmases.

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."