Lemon Tycoon Gifts

'We don't need our own stand. Just have your mom buy all the lemons at the store so we've cornered the market and can name our price!'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Acme Toys Ltd

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

'My imaginary playmate is on the honor roll.'

"Hmmm....not bad. What about liquid assets?"

Home for the Holidays

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"Would you like a glass too? They're five bucks."

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

"I think I need to diversify my portfolio."

'Freddie, the Little Merger Mogul, didn't expect to have a monopoly right away...'

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

You're on, caller. What's your problem? How do I get rid of a tenant so I can charge more rent? I get that question all the time. First, find out if your property is rent-controlled. If it is, go back in time to the moment you decided to rent it out and slap yourself. You have no business being a landlord, you greedy #%$*! What kind of music did the army use to get Noriega to leave Panama?

"Have you got any cash on you?"

Domino effect in housing market.

"I put a lemonade stand in the driveway and a man gave me 50 bucks for your car!"

Demanding house.

"My jumble sale was so successful I won't want pocket money for YEARS!"

We're building someone's raised garden beds? Yup. Then planting them and installing a water system. Tree's Trees. How much do they cost? Here's the price list. So about $500 per tomato. You can't buy them for that at the store! Tree's Trees.

Two kids are selling iced tea from roadside stands; one is selling regular iced tea for 50¢ a cup, while the other is selling Long Island ice teas for $5.00 a cup.