Lemon Car Aficionado Gifts

"It's a tailgate cooler."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Deflator mouse

Motor Tourism

Useless add-ons.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.