Balloon Tycoon Gifts

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Acme Toys Ltd

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

Davos

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"FREEDOM!!!"

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"I didn't even get a balloon."

Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

'I never question your ability. I never even mention it.'

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

'My imaginary playmate is on the honor roll.'

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"I don't worry about inflation. Without it, I'd be out of a job."

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'

Balloon ski lift

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

Clown Hunting

"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

"Would you like a glass too? They're five bucks."

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."