Balloon Seller Gifts

"Helium shortage."

'I give it two minutes tops!

Ballon's Freedom

'He said business was bad but I didn't think it was that bad!!'

Bedelia was torn. On the one hand, she had never met a man so generous...

Cost of Balloons

Dual Airbags

"FREEDOM!!!"

'I think I blew too much air into them.'

Cheating on the scales.

'If you painted on a smile instead of that frown you might make more balloon sales...'

"I don't worry about inflation. Without it, I'd be out of a job."

"I'm warning you!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Football Fans

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Bubble Gum Farms.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Green Balloon

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Balloon Kids

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

Happy Days Are Here Again

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Balloon drip.

Kids with Fish Balloons

GCSEs

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Hot Air Balloon

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.