Lemonade Tycoon Dreamer Gifts

Another promising young entrepreneur snuffed out by Big Lemonade

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

'A Fucking Drink'

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

Lemonade Futures

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"Would you like a glass too? They're five bucks."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"We'll be too big to fail!"

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

We're looking for someone who has their own desk, computer, fax, smart phone, copier, and customer list.

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

Stan waits at the door for opportunity to knock.

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'

it's his way of easing into full retirement.

'What shall I do with these old books of yours? '