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Another promising young entrepreneur snuffed out by Big Lemonade

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'A Fucking Drink'

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

Lemonade Futures

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"Would you like a glass too? They're five bucks."

"We'll be too big to fail!"

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

We're looking for someone who has their own desk, computer, fax, smart phone, copier, and customer list.

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

Stan waits at the door for opportunity to knock.

it's his way of easing into full retirement.

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'

"I thought I would put in the details later."

'What shall I do with these old books of yours? '