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'You might have the Trump hair but you're still a little fart, you're FIRED!'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

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"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

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'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

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'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

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'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

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"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'Let's call him lucky!'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

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"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.