Taco Champion Pillows

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Menu Dating

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

'All our food is locally sourced.'

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

Kirks & Tacos

"While you were out, your office was turned into a taco stand."

Tacosaurus Mex

"I tell you, it's not right! How can a man be arrested for entering his own home?! It's outrageous! It's unacceptable! Something must be done!!"

Fresh Fish Tacos

TACO

MOM'S: 'Sorry, closed...I don't feel like cooking today.'

"Baldo, if you want good Latino food...all you have to do is ask."

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

"Come out of your shell and let's taco 'bout your diet."

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

"I'm not going to sit here and take orders from a taco!"