Tic-tac-toe Champion Pillows

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

"My day job is usually working in equations, but in my free time I enjoy playing games."

"A little help, please."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Tic-tac-toe

Children playing games

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

Man and dog on treadmills.

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

Stable tennis

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

Space Hopper Rodeo

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

Tractors play tic-tac-toe while plowing field.

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

'Ugh, why did I ever get these tattoos?'

College Football Player Cheat Sheet

Children trying to play table tennis

World Ping-Pong Federation.

"It's so nice to be living off the grid."

So if I'm hearing you correctly, you drive over broken yellow lines pretending that you're Pac-Man."

'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?'

Playing cards

Prisoners game

Triptych Tac Toe.

"Will Kristen, Kirsten, and Kiersten please choose new names?"