Tic-tac-toe Enthusiast Pillows

Tractors play tic-tac-toe while plowing field.

Zebra Tic-Tac-Toe

"Wish me luck. Yesterday the train was packed."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Tic-tac-toe

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Ping Pong

'You love anything tacky, don't you?'

'I found out what makes him tick - he'd swallowed a watch!'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

Stable tennis

College Football Player Cheat Sheet

Table Tennis Cheat

'Can we play that last point over again? I had a malfunction.'

'Ugh, why did I ever get these tattoos?'

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

Knight Using Draw-Bridge to Play Ping Pong.

'He tried to jump over the net.'

"It's so nice to be living off the grid."

"Your application notes you're a grand master. How long have you played chess?"

"Obviously, they're evolving much faster than we are."

"A little Ping-Pong in the basement?"

Ping Pong Airport

'I'm always happy to be taking incoming fire with no available support. . . as long as I know the table tennis tournament will be well protected.'

Beaver Table Tennis