Tic-tac-toe Strategist Pillows

Tic tac toe wrestling

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

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ISIS needle in a haystack.

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"I'm in advertising. . ."

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Cat Trap,

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."