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The Sunday New York Time tic-tac-toe is so tough!

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

ISIS needle in a haystack.

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'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"I'm in advertising. . ."

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

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