Tick-tock Enthusiast Pillows

'I found out what makes him tick - he'd swallowed a watch!'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

Tic-tac-toe

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

Book on Thumb Twiddling

'Pick a business card.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Cold Beers and Skiers

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

'He went that way, quick!'

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

Machine

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"You can't fake throwing sticks this many times and expect to just waltz in here, Mr. Federman."

'You love anything tacky, don't you?'

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

Monkeys Steal Quicksand Sign.

Derren Brown

'Oh for heaven's sake! Don't tell me the dog faked you out again!

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses? (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-01-08).

Giant Magician's Rabbit.

Tractors play tic-tac-toe while plowing field.

Security: Ticklish and Non-Ticklish.

'That's what I call magical magic!'