Tick-tock Enthusiasts Pillows

"...please switch off all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches..."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Tic-tac-toe

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

'Pick a business card.'

Cold Beers and Skiers

'He went that way, quick!'

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Gupta had to up the anti on the rope trick die to competition from U tube...

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

"You can't fake throwing sticks this many times and expect to just waltz in here, Mr. Federman."

'I found out what makes him tick - he'd swallowed a watch!'

'You love anything tacky, don't you?'

Monkeys Steal Quicksand Sign.

'Oh for heaven's sake! Don't tell me the dog faked you out again!

The Magicians' Union...

Derren Brown

When magic tricks go wrong.

"I thought it more humane to make him free-range."

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses? (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-01-08).

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

"And that, my son, is how you can drive all the neighbourhood's dogs mad in one hit..."

Giant Magician's Rabbit.

Tractors play tic-tac-toe while plowing field.

'Maybe congress will let us tickle them.'

'Ugh, why did I ever get these tattoos?'