Tick-tock Enthusiasts Gifts

"...please switch off all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches..."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Tic-tac-toe

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'Pick a business card.'

Cold Beers and Skiers

'He went that way, quick!'

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"And that, my son, is how you can drive all the neighbourhood's dogs mad in one hit..."

Monkeys Steal Quicksand Sign.

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

'I found out what makes him tick - he'd swallowed a watch!'

"I thought it more humane to make him free-range."

The Magicians' Union...

'You love anything tacky, don't you?'

When magic tricks go wrong.

Giant Magician's Rabbit.

Tractors play tic-tac-toe while plowing field.

"The trick is to always carry some ground pepper and throw it behind you to stop the bloodhounds from following your scent. . ."

'Ugh, why did I ever get these tattoos?'

Security: Ticklish and Non-Ticklish.