Tick-tock Lover Gifts

'He doesn't care about the time. He just likes the 'tick, tick, tick'.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Cold Beers and Skiers

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

Octopus gets tickled pink

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

Caution: Ticklish Tree.

"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."

'I found out what makes him tick - he'd swallowed a watch!'

Security: Ticklish and Non-Ticklish.

'It's our last resort.'

At the 'Museum of Tacky Art: Velvet Paintings, 1st Floor, Sad-Eyed Dogs 2nd Flour, Souvenir Figurines, 3rd Floor.'

'Maybe congress will let us tickle them.'

Podiatrist

"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."

'Every time I catch something in tendrils, it tickles!'

'And I say it's a trick!'

Free tickles any size

Witness the Slap & Tickle School of Negotiation.

'Kitchy, kitchy, kitchy-koo'

Mouse Defence

'Tickle locked on target!'

A clutch of bird watchers

"...please switch off all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches..."

Prisoners game

'Alright alright, you win! Stop tickling me...'