Taco Truck Enthusiast Gifts

"Hi Tom, it's Earl at the garage. It looks like you've got salsa in your crankcase."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Menu Dating

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Valet park only"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Undersized Load

"I brought my lunch."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

One Man and Two Trucks

Chip wagon oil change.

"I'm selling the gingerbread house and buying a food truck."

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."