Tex-mex Lover Pillows

"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Menu Dating

'The Burrito King.'

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Herb's from Texas."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Mexican angels.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Holy Guacamole.

Frida Kahlo

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Adios Amoebas

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

"I'm a burrito but hate that everybody treats me like a quesadilla."

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

Kirks & Tacos

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

"I tell you, it's not right! How can a man be arrested for entering his own home?! It's outrageous! It's unacceptable! Something must be done!!"

'It's Mexico, dear. They need some of their stuff back.'

"And that one over there is Emiliano Zapata!"

"Man, this is taking forever. Let's go find some fast food."

I made Guacamole.

"Come out of your shell and let's taco 'bout your diet."

Gracie and family sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" on the Fourth of July.

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

Fleas Navidad.