Mexican Food Lover Pillows

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"I'm a burrito but hate that everybody treats me like a quesadilla."

'After last night's Mexican dinner, my gut isn't talking to me.'

"Come out of your shell and let's taco 'bout your diet."

'The Burrito King.'

"Beanirrito"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Holy Guacamole.

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

'It's an acquired taste!'

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Adios Amoebas

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

'Are you glad you ordered 'The Burrito from Hell' Special?'

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"

It's not a party without the Guacamole Kid.

Tacosaurus Mex

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

"And that one over there is Emiliano Zapata!"

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

I made Guacamole.

Gracie and family sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" on the Fourth of July.

"Wake up, blanket hog! You're having that burrito dream again!"

Fleas Navidad.

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

"You call this guacamole?"