Mexican Food Lover Pillows

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"I'm a burrito but hate that everybody treats me like a quesadilla."

'After last night's Mexican dinner, my gut isn't talking to me.'

"Come out of your shell and let's taco 'bout your diet."

'The Burrito King.'

"Beanirrito"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

'It's an acquired taste!'

Holy Guacamole.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Adios Amoebas

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

'Are you glad you ordered 'The Burrito from Hell' Special?'

It's not a party without the Guacamole Kid.

Tacosaurus Mex

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

"And that one over there is Emiliano Zapata!"

I made Guacamole.

Explorer's Club: 'Rule one - when you eat a hamburger, don't ask what's in it!'

"You call this guacamole?"

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

Wrestling Maks

"Wake up, blanket hog! You're having that burrito dream again!"