Mexican Food Pillows

I made Guacamole.

Hot, Medium, Mild, Con Queso

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'The Burrito King.'

The Invention of the Burrito.

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Counting ribs

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Any time is cake o'clock

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Ice Cream Surgeon

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

What the Doctor Ordered

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

La Table

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Soup of the month.

Fast food. Even faster food

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'