Mexican Food Prints

I made Guacamole.

Hot, Medium, Mild, Con Queso

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'The Burrito King.'

The Invention of the Burrito.

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Counting ribs

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Any time is cake o'clock

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

What the Doctor Ordered

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Soup of the month.

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."