Tex-mex Gastronome Prints

Crossing the Nachos Grande

'The Burrito King.'

"Beanirrito"

Margarita

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

Holy Guacamole.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

"I'm a burrito but hate that everybody treats me like a quesadilla."

"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"

It's not a party without the Guacamole Kid.

'A bit pungent, perhaps, but very satisfying.'

'Are you glad you ordered 'The Burrito from Hell' Special?'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Tacosaurus Mex

"Might I suggest a full-bodied white?"

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

Christmas canape?

I made Guacamole.

Gracie and family sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" on the Fourth of July.

"Come out of your shell and let's taco 'bout your diet."

"Wake up, blanket hog! You're having that burrito dream again!"

"You call this guacamole?"

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

'Hope you like,sir - our redundancies rest on it!'