Tex-mex Gastronome Prints

Crossing the Nachos Grande

'The Burrito King.'

"Beanirrito"

Margarita

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

Holy Guacamole.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

"I'm a burrito but hate that everybody treats me like a quesadilla."

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"

'Are you glad you ordered 'The Burrito from Hell' Special?'

It's not a party without the Guacamole Kid.

'A bit pungent, perhaps, but very satisfying.'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Tacosaurus Mex

Christmas canape?

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

"Man, this is taking forever. Let's go find some fast food."

"Might I suggest a full-bodied white?"

I made Guacamole.

"Wake up, blanket hog! You're having that burrito dream again!"

"Come out of your shell and let's taco 'bout your diet."

Gracie and family sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" on the Fourth of July.

"You call this guacamole?"

'Hope you like,sir - our redundancies rest on it!'