Mexican Food Aficionado Prints

"Waiter, there's a pom-pom in my soup."

La Table

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'The Burrito King.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Beanirrito"

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Avocado Timeline

Choice hellhole

'How was the squid?'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Mexican angels.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Linguini for two?"

Seasonal workers in the restaurant trade: 'Salt...pepper'.

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

"You know that kid that submitted a screenplay to us on the back of a restaurant menu? I'm passing on it. I like the screenplay, but I hate that restaurant."

Frida Kahlo

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

Barbecue Fetch

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"Is the slop fresh?"

Holy Guacamole.

"Here's to a great post-meal nap."