Mexican Food Aficionado Gifts

"Waiter, there's a pom-pom in my soup."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

La Table

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'The Burrito King.'

"Beanirrito"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Avocado Timeline

Choice hellhole

'How was the squid?'

Mexican angels.

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Linguini for two?"

Seasonal workers in the restaurant trade: 'Salt...pepper'.

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

Holy Guacamole.

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

"My compliments to Mummy!"

Barbecue Fetch

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"Is the slop fresh?"

"You know that kid that submitted a screenplay to us on the back of a restaurant menu? I'm passing on it. I like the screenplay, but I hate that restaurant."

"Here's to a great post-meal nap."