Mexican Food Enthusiast Gifts

Mexican Food. Order here. Menu. It's hard to believe you have a nervous stomach --- It looks like it's big enough to be unafraid of everything!

'Honey, your burrito is getting away.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'The Burrito King.'

"Beanirrito"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Thermidor Dali

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Snacks for Learners

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.