Mexican Food Fan Pillows

Holy Guacamole.

The Invention of the Burrito.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

'The Burrito King.'

"Beanirrito"

Margarita

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

'It's an acquired taste!'

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Adios Amoebas

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

"I'm a burrito but hate that everybody treats me like a quesadilla."

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

'Are you glad you ordered 'The Burrito from Hell' Special?'

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

It's not a party without the Guacamole Kid.

"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"

Tacosaurus Mex

"And that one over there is Emiliano Zapata!"

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

'That's not how it works fellas!'

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

I made Guacamole.

"Come out of your shell and let's taco 'bout your diet."

'That's Nacho Cheese!'