Mexican Food Fan Pillows

Holy Guacamole.

The Invention of the Burrito.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

'The Burrito King.'

"Beanirrito"

Margarita

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'It's an acquired taste!'

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Adios Amoebas

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

"I'm a burrito but hate that everybody treats me like a quesadilla."

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

It's not a party without the Guacamole Kid.

"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"

'Are you glad you ordered 'The Burrito from Hell' Special?'

Tacosaurus Mex

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

'That's not how it works fellas!'

"And that one over there is Emiliano Zapata!"

I made Guacamole.

"Come out of your shell and let's taco 'bout your diet."

Wrestling Maks