Plant Pun Fan Prints

Legumes.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Cupid misses his shot.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Flytrap nerd.

Arm Chair

The vegan hunter

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

"Okay - I can see you now."

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

'I don't think much of the punchline.'