Gardening Pun Fan Gifts

Northern Ireland Garden Centre - Seeds of Democracy: Might not blossom.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

Flytrap nerd.

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

Even garden plants like to visit.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Square Yard

Give Chlorophyll.

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

Adam and eve do their laundry,

'No, I didn't sow them - we had a pop concert here last year.'

Say it with cacti

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

'Stopped a shoplifter today. Caught him red-handed.'

Garden Centre - "...she thinks she's getting a mink coat!"

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

Dish and spoons, "She always goes off with the dishy ones"

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

Did you double dip?

"I said I think I pulled a hamstring."

"Bloody cowslips!"

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

Leaf Blower Showdown.

"If we make it greener on this side of the river, the wildebeests will cross here..."

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"