Gardening Pun Fan Pillows

Northern Ireland Garden Centre - Seeds of Democracy: Might not blossom.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Better Gnomes.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

Flytrap nerd.

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

Give Chlorophyll.

Square Yard

Even garden plants like to visit.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Re-Tail.

I'm a Smart-Cow!

Adam and eve do their laundry,

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

'No, I didn't sow them - we had a pop concert here last year.'

Say it with cacti

'Stopped a shoplifter today. Caught him red-handed.'

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

"I said I think I pulled a hamstring."

Barnyard Motel. You'll get your (cursing symbols) wake-up call when I say you'll get your (cursing symbols) wake-up call.

Dish and spoons, "She always goes off with the dishy ones"

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

Garden Centre - "...she thinks she's getting a mink coat!"

Did you double dip?

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

"Bloody cowslips!"

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road...to get to the sunny side.

"If we make it greener on this side of the river, the wildebeests will cross here..."

Leaf Blower Showdown.

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"