Garden Pun Collectors Pillows

Even garden plants like to visit.

Bubble Gum Farms.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Beanirrito"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

Tequila Mockingbird

Ms. Rusmore

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I call it a flat.'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

How Romans give each other a high five...

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Unplug and chill out."

Artichoking victim

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

Bell Hop

Toast kidnapper.

Prawn Shop

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"Why have you come over here?"

"Cat nip"

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

"I must be getting old . . . I crossed over here, but now I can't remember why!"