Farm Pun Enthusiast Gifts

Barnyard Motel. You'll get your (cursing symbols) wake-up call when I say you'll get your (cursing symbols) wake-up call.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I'm an enigma!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'Food fight!'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Start talking."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

"Guac-A-Mole"

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

I'm a Smart-Cow!

Re-Tail.

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

'Miaow??'